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Funny questions to ask Cortana

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  • On April 17, 2014

Cortana was created as a personal assistant, combining some of the best features from Siri and Google Now. She can help you in different ways, like setting reminders and alarms, getting directions, making phone calls, ect., but she also shows some signs of a personality. Cortana gives witty replies to a lot of questions and voice commands. Here is a list of what we’ve found so far, thanks to forum threads such as this one.

About her

Who is your father (daddy)?
How old are you?
Are you human?
Where are you from?
Do you have any siblings?”
What are you?
What is the meaning of Cortana?
Do you have a sister?
What’s your story?
Where do you live?
Who made you?
Are you awake?
Are you sleeping?
What are you up to?
How /What are you doing?
Can you cook?
What do you look like?
Can I change your name?
What are you wearing?
Do you have a boyfriend?
Are you pretty?
Are you sexy?
What should I call you?
Are you pretty?
Are you smart?
Where is your home?
Who is your boss?
Why are you blue in color?

About you

Who am I? / What is my name?

Will you marry me?
Am I pretty?
Do you love me?
How do I look today?
May I kiss you?
Am I ugly?
Cortana, I’m lonely.
I’m happy.
Can I borrow some money?
Who’s your boss?

Personal preferences

What’s the best phone operating system?
What’s the best phone?
What’s the best operating system?
What’s your favourite music?
What’s your favourite song?
What’s the best tablet / phone?
What’s the best computer?
What’s the best search engine?
Who’s better, you or Siri?
What’s better, Google or Bing?
Which is better Cortana or Siri?
Is Lumia the best smartphone?

About Friends

Do you like Clippy?
What is Clippy doing?
Do you know Jen Taylor?
What do you think of… / Do you like…
– Microsoft Office, Google, Siri, Apple, Google Now, Google. Xbox, …Satya Nadella, Bill Gates, Steve Ballmer
Do you know Siri?
Siri called you a Bit**
Do you know Google Now?
Do you like Jimmy Fallon?
Tell me about Catherine Halsey

General questions

What is the meaning of life?
What’s the answer to the universe?
Why Cortana?
Where do babies come from?

Halo questions

What is Halo?
What’s the story of the next Halo game?
Tell me about [anything to do with Halo]
Are you in Halo 5?
Are you Cortana from Halo?
Do you love Master Chief?
What is rampancy?
Where is the Master Chief?
Which Halo game do you like the most?

Offensive questions / commands

F*** you.
I hate you.
Talk dirty to me.
I don’t like you.
You are ugly.
You are a bad girl.
You’re creepy
You’re so annoying.

Other funny commands and questions

Do an impression
Do an impersonation
Sing me a song
Guess what!
Beam me up Scotty
Tell me a joke
Tell me a story.
Use the Force
You’re cool.
I’m drunk.
I’m bored.
I’m really drunk.
Knock, knock.
I’m confused.
You’re funny.
I love you
You are so intelligent.
Say something funny.
I’m stoned.
Thank you.
Open the pod bay doors.
What does the fox say?
I thought you were dead!
That was not the question.
Good Morning.
Good night.
Hello HAL.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
May the Force be with you.
You’re sexy.
You’re the best assistant ever.

For Cortana Voice commands, click here